I enjoy reading Vanity Fair magazine. The last page usually carries the Proust Questionnaire that a celebrity gets to fill out (right now they have a feature on their site that allows you to fill out the questionnaire, then compares your answers to find which celebrities’ answers are a close match to yours- my closest [...]
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October 21, 2009
I am back!
There is nothing like “your account is temporarily available” to end your love affair with Facebook. I am tired of always having to wait to access my account. Screw it. From now on my friends, if you want to know what’s on my mind, please read my blog!
Yes, I realize that being a Crackbook addict [...]
January 14, 2009
Mother May I?
As a Kenya passport holder, travel whims are not so easily satisfied. For every whim, there is a rule. A short while ago, my girlfriends and I were sitting around just shooting the breeze when the subject of Argentina came up. One of my friends (let’s call her the Fat One) has been to Argentina before, and from [...]
November 25, 2008
31: Inspired by Makeba, Chiwoniso
Someone pointed out to me yesterday that I post to my blog roughly every 21 days. It’s not that the will is not there, I just seem spend so much time wallowing in inspiration that I end up missing opportunities to do more than just come up with creative ideas. I spend so much time stopping to read, [...]
November 21, 2008
How to End War in Africa 1.0
Dear Rest-of-the-World,
Do you want lasting peace in Africa? I have the solution.
Stop selling weapons to Africans.
Yes, all weapons, to all Africans- even ‘legitimate’ governments.
Then, sit back and watch as the brutality we call war declines.
“Why would it decline?” You ask.
Well, have you seen Africa’s maintenance record?
Just take one look at our roads.
We seem unable to [...]
October 21, 2008
Entering Glum-free Zone!
I am surrounded by people who permanently wallow in the deep, dark, depths of sadness. They could have a choice to be happy but they would rather frown. Some days we all feel somewhat down- I would know, depression is never that far away…it’s like my shadow, chasing me. But when I have a choice, [...]
October 15, 2008
TMI Tuesday, and Other Titbits
A few weeks ago on a Tuesday, a few Kenyan MPs trotted out to announce how they had undergone circumcision (I’m assuming as adults). It was all a part of an effort to encourage men from Kenyan tribes that traditionally don’t practice circumcision to have the operation. I sat thinking “TMI (too-much-information) Tuesdays are here!”
Here’s [...]
August 11, 2008
Getting the Mojo Back
After four glorious days in Seattle I’m back! It was so good! The city made me think of Montreal with the brick apartment buildings. I didn’t understand the point of Pike Place Market- what’s the fascination in visiting a market (especially when Customs rules prohibit the importation of certain fruits and veggies from the US into Canada [...]